Drunk with guns

Same sex marriage…Bill c38 must die.

I have noticed a lot of my friends and family have been posting on their sites a sympathetic opinion the “Same Sex Marriage” issue.

I feel it is my obligation as a man and a Canadian to strongly object to any of this same sex crap that our government intends to heave down our throats.

Same sex marriage has now become one of the leading causes of divorce, mental instability and wife thrashing in our once great country. Alcohol and drug abuse was at one time the proud holder of this tile so just envision the effects all 3 of them combined.

Most men that are in long term relationships have unexpectedly been seduced into these so called associations by skilled spin doctor spouses. I’m sure you have all had experiences with this.

You find a fine partner and have great sex a minimum of a dozen times per week At a later date you marry and slowly the sex minimizes. The longer the relationship…… the longer the intervals between sex and the more the sex becomes the same. Hence the curse of a “Same sex marriage”

I see no reason why the government would want to legislate this and make it law. Some of us braver men try to convince our wives to use alternate positions during sex with some positive results and to make this illegal would be counterproductive to the work we forerunners in the “Variable sex marriage” trend have done to stop this “same sex” dilemma curse on manhood.

BTW…..I’m sure we would have the support of our fine brothers and sisters in the gay community in our “Variable Sex Marriage” effort.